Bill and Emily were up at 5:45am, ready to start Summer Vacation! No amount of cajoling, entreating, scolding or yelling would deter them, so I got up and went downstairs. I was greeted by this:
This is (was) Donny -- short for Donatello -- Emily's goldfish.
After the prescribed mourning period of 1.5 minutes, the scientific inquiry began:
Then we had our Cosby Show moment, "Donny was a good fish, and lived a long time."
*FLUSH*
In other news, there was peace:
And war:
So endeth Day 1.